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Sloppy Firsts (Jessica Darling, #1) Megan McCafferty, you can t fool me Sloppy Firsts isn t a work of fiction It s McCafferty traveling back in time and stealing pages from my high school diary not the proper one I left behind for my mother and, okay, posterity because I had a heightened sense of self, but the real one I kept locked in my head, full of doubts, fears, hopes, wants, desires, and prejudices And yes, those desires were sexual even if I was not at the time.This is a book that I absolutely loved reading now and wo Megan McCafferty, you can t fool me Sloppy Firsts isn t a work of fiction It s McCafferty traveling back in time and stealing pages from my high school diary not the proper one I left behind for my mother and, okay, posterity because I had a heightened sense of self, but the real one I kept locked in my head, full of doubts, fears, hopes, wants, desires, and prejudices And yes, those desires were sexual even if I was not at the time.This is a book that I absolutely loved reading now and would ve loved reading then From the time Jessica Darling t Absolutely loved it Jessica Darling has earned herself a spot on my list of favourite heroines She is smart and clever, witty and sarcastic, thinks too much about everything and anything I can relate to that pretty well and despite her pessimistic attitude and her quick judgement of others, I couldn t help but like her I feel like basically everything has been said about this series already, you either like it or you don t Despite having heard not so good things about the later instalments Absolutely loved it Jessica Darling has earned herself a spot on my list of favourite heroines She is smart and clever, witty and sarcastic, thinks too much about everything and anything I can relate to that pretty well and despite her pessimistic attitude and her quick judgement of others, I couldn t help but like her I feel like basically everything has been said about this series already, you either like it or you don t Despite having heard not so good things about the later instalments, I ordered Second Helpings right away The only thing that annoyed me a bit in this one was the cliff hanger like ending, but because I loved the book so much, I decided to be forgiving about it.A few notes on the German translation After a while, I got used to it, but at the beginning the frequent use of English words like prom Although we don t have proms in Germany the way they have them in the US, there is still a German word for it felt weird Als My Parents Suck Ass Banning Me From The Phone And Restricting My Computer Privileges Are The Most Tyrannical Parental Gestures I Can Think Of Don T They Realize That Hope S The Only One Who Keeps Me Sane I Don T See How Things Could Get Any Worse When Her Best Friend, Hope Weaver, Moves Away From Pineville, New Jersey, Hyperobservant Sixteen Year Old Jessica Darling Is Devastated A Fish Out Of Water At School And A Stranger At Home, Jessica Feels Lost Than Ever Now That The Only Person With Whom She Could Really Communicate Has Gone How Is She Supposed To Deal With The Boy And Shopping Crazy Girls At School, Her Dad S Obsession With Her Track Meets, Her Mother Salivating Over Big Sister Bethany S Lavish Wedding, And Her Nonexistent Love Life A Fresh, Funny, Utterly Compelling Fiction Debut By First Time Novelist Megan McCafferty, Sloppy Firsts Is An Insightful, True To Life Look At Jessica S Predicament As She Embarks On Another Year Of Teenage Torment From The Dark Days Of Hope S Departure Through Her Months As A Type A Personality Turned Insomniac To Her Completely Mixed Up Feelings About Marcus Flutie, The Intelligent And Mysterious Dreg Who Works His Way Into Her Heart Like A John Hughes For The Twenty First Century, Megan McCafferty Taps Into The Inherent Humor And Drama Of The Teen Experience This Poignant, Hilarious Novel Is Sure To Appeal To Readers Who Are Still Going Through It, As Well As Those Who Are Grateful That They Don T Have To Go Back And Grow Up All Over Again. Video full series review spoiler free the good stuff It hooked me, I couldn t put it down, it was very reminiscent of my high school experience, and I want to continue the series I enjoyed the nostalgia that is high school in the early 00s, and the diary format I can see why this book was an early staple in YA.And the not so bad It had a difficult start There is a LOT of teen speak and dated slang This book is set in the year 2000 and was a gooooooood dose Video full series review spoiler free the good stuff It hooked me, I couldn t put it down, it was very reminiscent of my high school experience, and I want to continue the series I enjoyed the nostalgia that is high school in the early 00s, and the diary format I can see why this book was an early staple in YA.And the not so bad It had a difficult start There is a LOT of teen speak and dated slang This book is set in the year 2000 and was a gooooooood dose of culture shock However, once I got used to her narrative voice I realized that yep, this is 100% an accurate portrayal of what high school was like back then.Because this was written and set in 2000, there are a lot of red flag topics that would ne Yep This is potentially the hardest review I ve ever written Why Because all I really want to do is vigorously pound on my keyboard with glee and happytears and EEEEEEE KLSA LFAWOPE 5jKOSAKOR WE 9 F S ASNKF WSETYW w t w %90 % 9 i 5m2 4ko56 2098305 U0264 JML ESAK PWAR WQ % NDVSDSDF Translation Holy Crap I ve found the Holy Grail of YA writing The kicker It isn t even YA And yet it is It s everything It s Jessica Darling I ve put off writing my review for Sloppy Yep This is potentially the hardest review I ve ever written Why Because all I really want to do is vigorously pound on my keyboard with glee and happytears and EEEEEEE KLSA LFAWOPE 5jKOSAKOR WE 9 F S ASNKF WSETYW w t w %90 % 9 i 5m2 4ko56 2 Re read 9 20 17 So upon re reading this forThrowback Thursday, my rating has gone down from 5 stars to 4 stars due to some pretty problematic elements that exist in this book slut shaming, slurs, cheating, etc These are things that I didn t notice back when I first read this book about a decade ago and tbh I m a little embarrassed that I have recommended this book to so many people since then WITH ALL THAT BEING SAID I still thoroughly enjoyed this book and I love Jessica and Marcus and Re read 9 20 17 So upon re reading this forThrowback Thursday, my rating has gone down from 5 stars to 4 stars due to some pretty problematic elements that exist in this book slut shaming, slurs, cheating, etc These are things that I didn t notice back when I first read this book about a decade a Since I had to explain to my wife that my latest reading excursion was not in fact a between the sheets adventure with multiple terms for male and female genitalia, I might have reached my erotica novel quota for the month of May and possibly June as well In case you haven t already figured it out, this is not erotica, nor is it even classified as romance But I was romantically involved with it all the same SLOPPY FIRSTS punched my two front teeth out and slapped me hard on the cheek It lift Since I had to explain to my wife that my latest reading excu Update 4 21 2010 After reading the sequel and thinking about Jessica for a while, I don t think I like her that much anyA little too much negativity and snobbishness So take this review with a grain of salt.I have no idea why I haven t read this book before, because I certainly heard about it a lot The synopsis just didn t sound that This was a really funny, feel good novel reminiscent of novels like Angus, Thongs and Full Frontal Snogging and other such hilariosity I d heard comparisons made between the two before but, I admit, I was reluctant to check it out, being sure that it would be unlikely to entertain me as much as Georgia Nicholson s journals However, I d say it s pretty fair to make positive comparisons between the two, it s just unfortunate that I keep reading how most people didn t enjoy the rest of the series This was a really funny, feel good novel reminiscent of novels like Angus, Thongs and Full Frontal Snogging and other such hilariosity I d heard comparisons made between the two before but, I admit, I was reluctant to check it out, being sure that it would be unlikely to entertain me as much as Georgia Nicholson s journals However, I d say it s pretty fair to make positive comparisons between the two, it s just unfortunate that I keep reading how most people didn t enjoy the rest of the series as much Oh boy So its, uh, been a while since I ve written a review Sorry about that everyone College and whatnot has kept me busy So what is it about Sloppy Firsts that inspired me to write Well, I loved it, for one Look at that rating Five stars, baby And that s not because its a groundbreaking work of literature, but because its funny, true, and smart This is one of these books I ve always heard about, but not one I actually ever saw myself reading First of all its old Lizzie McGuire was s Oh boy So its, uh, been a while since I ve written a review Sorry about that everyone College and whatnot has kept me busy So what is it about Sloppy Firsts that inspired me to write Well, I loved it, for one Look at that rating Five stars, baby And that s not because its a groundbreaking work of literature, but because its funny, true, and smart This is one of these books I ve always heard about, but not one I actually ever saw mys

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